Real World Artificial Intelligence


Today's  AI interaction was a spam chat bot.  Spam is an excellent example of big numbers times times tiny probabilities.

Below is the transcript of me talking to an AI (calikelya3) I especially like lines 5/6 and 7/8.  Impressively there was some pattern matching to handle line 9.


1) me: who are you?

2) calikeyla3: hey Im ashley. Dont you remember?

3) me: Did we meet at that conference?

4) calikeyla3: hey whats up? 22/F here. you?

5) me: are you a computer

6) calikeyla3: hmm. have we chatted before?

7) me: I have a fish

8) calikeyla3: oh ok. i wasnt sure. anyways.. whats up?

9) me: Do you have naked pictures?

10) calikeyla3: No sorry not on this computer

11) me: How do you want to get my money then?

12) calikeyla3:
 im like so boreddddddddd.... theres nothing to do
ohhh wait! i got a idea. have you ever watched a girl strip on a cam before?

13) me: This is what I was waiting for

14) calikeyla3: it turns me on when guys watch me strip on cam. do you want to watch me?

15) me: Yes, how do I give my credit card

16) calikeyla3: yeah? ok well you have to sign up on this site my cam is linked through so i cant be recorded.  it only takes a minute and its free ok?


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